ElGnomeDiablo

Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country

I use Zone Alarm Pro, Commview, Norton Antivirus, and the Symantec protection suite.  I'm also behind a router...  I find combining ZAP and CommView is pretty useful.  Monitoring incoming ip's and the amount of packets they're moving with commview, and using ZAP to block ip's if they do anything I don't like.  You can also use ZAP to "kill" any programs on your pc (it provides a list of all active programs), and that has allowed me to stop a couple viruses I had before they did anything too bad.

Note that the biggest protection from viruses is common sense...  Using firefox instead of IE is a big help to start.  And watching what you download...  Downloading "picture.jpg.exe" is just as easy as downloading "picture.jpg".  

90% of n00bs getting viruses and spyware and the like on their pc's comes from them looking at pr0n...  Or not watching what e-mails they open.  

Anyway...

Considering my mother is a corpse, that may well be true.

On another note, if the toilet seat was in fact from a dream, how could it be tested to compare with a tangible object?

I never knew it could in the first place.  Thanks for the update, I'll watch out for that.

I could go the "HEY LOOK, MY COCK CAN STILL LOG INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSHOLE" route, but that's just too childish...

Behold, my genitalia can still gain access to your mother's posterior.

Now that's mature.

I also have my web forums, at The Gates of Shell.  Come post here.  SHAMELESS SELF ADVERTISEMENT!