Posted 12 April 2012 - 04:38 PM
Id like to see one of those videos set to an awesome song like enter sandman or some shit like that. Be like - "no im not gestating a delightful little princess this time. This is actually the antichrist. Prostate in front of my swollen womb."
Posted 12 April 2012 - 11:59 PM
Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:15 AM
I also thought that the first 6 months after birth were pretty stupid. I mean it's cool to have a baby to show off and take pictures of but they pretty much don't do anything except for cause you to sleep less and work more.
Once they start doing stuff other than just puke and cry and shit an sleep, then they start to become magic.
I mean ultimately it's like most things in life - it will be whatever you make of it. Some people seem to resent their kid. That I don't get. Maybe they act like the kid is too much of a hassle to parent.
Well let me put it this way:
I take Ally with me to the allergy doctor every Thursday. I have to sit there for 30 minutes after my shots so that they can make sure I'm not going into anaphylactic shock. While I'm there I feed her snacks, read car magazines with her (she likes the Dodge Challenger) and do letters with her.
Other parents bring their kids and maybe shove a gameboy in their hands. Maybe ignore them while their kids make messes.
I think they're all a bunch of fuckups. You're stuck in a doctors office with your kid - you ought to be interacting. Teach them, play with them, talk to them, joke on them, do something other than play angry birds on your smartphone for christs sake.
I mean I know you got work to do but so do I. I do my work at work. When I have a chance to play with my kid I take it.
Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:18 AM
Posted 13 April 2012 - 01:29 AM
i can't imagine much of how things will be after it's born, i m just gonna wait and see. i know it's a hella lot of work and i'll just have to figure it out as i go.
Posted 12 May 2012 - 10:54 AM
i hope she's a leo...then you can assume her personality will be like mine.... XD
I'M A POWER CRAZED MEANIE THAT NEGLECTED NATS AND LEONA!!!!!!!!1
kap was here <3 (there used to be a pikachu here)
Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:31 AM
I <3 you
Posted 13 May 2012 - 08:05 PM
Well that's good though. Most of the major systems are complete. Engaging burp cannons.
I know I'm going to jinx it by saying this but Ally has never thrown up. Best of luck on that count cause the pukin' grosses me out.
Posted 13 May 2012 - 09:12 PM
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